Zach Heltzel is Los Angeles, California’s resident comedy dad. His creative work has been featured on Funny or Die, BuzzFeed, Mandatory, eBaum’s World, HuffPost, Comedy Central, and more!

In addition, he is the host of ZETUS LAPODCAST, the complete oral history of Disney Channel Original Movies. In the past, he has contributed content to Playboy, Croptop Media, WinkProgress, and The State Press. He has also collaborated with companies like Southwest Gas, Breezing, and Mental Mojo to create branded content. He hates writing in the third person like this.

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