*extremely Adele voice* hello, it’s me

Zach Heltzel is a writer and comedian based in Los Angeles, California. His creative work has been featured on Funny or Die, BuzzFeed, Mandatory, eBaum’s World, HuffPost, Comedy Central, and more! 


The complete oral history of Disney Channel Original Movies, from A to Zenon. An alternative comedy podcast that sometimes (though certainly not all the time) covers all your favorite movies from your childhood.

Hey, you. Yes, you. Read my pilots?

I have two pilots I am currently shopping around and I would love for you to read them!

All These Things That I’ve Done

My “greatest hits” across journalism and advertising, when companies and organizations have brought me on to create unique content. 

“He’s like a baby Stephen Colbert”

From 2012 to 2015, I was hired on to produce and star in a satirical web series as a fringe lunatic political pundit for LiberalBias.com and the WinkProgress network of websites. I may have been a little too convincing.