*extremely Adele voice* hello, it’s me

Zach Heltzel is a writer and comedian based in Los Angeles, California. His creative work has been featured on Funny or Die, BuzzFeed, Mandatory, eBaum’s World, HuffPost, Comedy Central, and more! 

ZETUS LAPODCAST

The complete oral history of Disney Channel Original Movies, from A to Zenon. An alternative comedy podcast that sometimes (though certainly not all the time) covers all your favorite movies from your childhood.

Hey, you. Yes, you. Read my pilots?

I have two pilots I am currently shopping around and I would love for you to read them!

All These Things That I’ve Done

My “greatest hits” across journalism and advertising, when companies and organizations have brought me on to create unique content.